Christ crispy treats

rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)

A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.

Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen!

You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.

by Narutard Worshipper August 28, 2008

jerky treats

Photographs or videos you look at while masturbating.

Every time I find a hot new picture I save it to my desktop for jerky treats!

by Black@Heart November 18, 2009

Rice Crispie Treats

A clone of rice with sticky residue all over it.

(WARNING: CAN BE MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROINE)

"Hey what are you hooked on?"
"Rice Crispie Treats"

by AVietnamese August 6, 2009

Weed Treats

Foods most enjoyable and most normally eaten while stoned.
ex: Abba Zabba, Cheetos Puffs, Slushies, Doritos, Pizza ect.

Dude, before we hit this we need to get some weed treats.

by Dante Smith October 26, 2006

oral treats

oral sex, fellatio, a blow job

Lil' Jimmy performed oral treats on a transgendered American.

by Mule Master December 31, 2007

weasel treats

The act of a woman rewarding a man's good behaviour by performing fellacio.

Dan was extremely polite when Rita's parents were over for dinner so that he could expect to receive weasel treats later.

by dyvee April 26, 2006

Piggy treats

Doughnuts. The favored form of sustenance for piggies.

Hey dude I got the munchies, wanna go pick up some piggy treats?

by Gur March 11, 2008