Canadian Treadmill

It's a euphemism for putting maple syrup on someone while massaging doggy style in an Ice hockey suit. It's what all the kids are about these days.

/r/Peejwal: "Canadian Treadmill? Sounds like a sexual Urban Dictionary term."
/r/SouthFM: "It is now."

by xsender December 13, 2021

Swiss Treadmill

This is the female version of the Dutch Rudder. A Swiss Treadmill is when one female assists another in masturbation by grabbing the partners arm and completing group masturbation.

I saw that video of your girlfriend and her mom Swiss Treadmilling on the internet!

by uic_gavmeister December 3, 2010

Life Treadmill

The everyday grind. Money in, money out. Day after day, week after week, year after year... the life treadmill goes on.

Karl: "Shit man, did you hear that Don lost his job and foreclosed on his home?"

Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."

by chadd925 January 1, 2012

Arabian Treadmill

A sexual act in which a person crams their foot into their partner's vagina, and proceeds to use his foot as a dildo-like device.

Oh man, my girl has a kinky-ass foot fetish. Yesterday, she asked for an Arabian Treadmill!

by Dogs and Blogs October 28, 2011

glass treadmill

adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).

Yo, that dude Jay is looking real skinny, like he's been running on the glass treadmill.

by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007

Transiberian Treadmill

a sexual phenomena involving a very precise process which first involves a girl on all fours... naked of course... on a treadmill that is turned off. You then stand behind the treadmill waiting... naked of course... as the girl proceeds to turn the treadmill on full speed, launching herself into you... BOOM!

Ben's Sister: "Hey my face is starting to hurt from the Phillipino Flapjack. do you think we could try something else?"

Willy Pete: "Yea bend over on that treadmill real quick I'll show you the dirty dady Transiberian Treadmill"

by mDiB November 11, 2010

dusty treadmill

Dusty treadmill: When a girl has had her can pounded so much that it hangs down and causes shit particles to collect underneath

I Swear she ripped ass and clouded the bus stop with her dusty treadmill.

by Indestro October 10, 2023