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Immaculate Transportation

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.
I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!
by Vern Swanson February 4, 2014
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TransGormation

I wonder if Gordon will love me after my transgormation”

“I hope he doesn’t find out I’ve had a transgormation”
by Mr moal November 18, 2019
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Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.
Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.
by scooterams July 29, 2008
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proletariat transportation

in all North American cities and towns ( except Montreal, Toronto, Boston, NYC and San Francisco- suburbs not included), an offensive term for the public transit (bus, metro, tram, etc.) system
The reason the 5 cities mentioned above are excluded from the definition of proletariat transportation is because they have a well developed, in North American standards, public transit system.
by Sexydimma February 21, 2015
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Public Transportation Karma

The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.
Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this
by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011
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vehicular transportation module

any object that may be used to transport a person from point A to point B.
I have gotten a job so i may purchase a vehicular transportation module
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004
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transportation

Cuban slang for a cheap car.
Get a Ferrari?! I can barely afford this transportation!
by cocomonkilla March 10, 2009
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