Tonked

Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another

Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal

Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.

by bulghur November 20, 2009

I just tokked a poopoo caca fart

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I just tokked a poopoo caca fart in me ubderwear

by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021

Tonked

Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.

chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)

isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll

by mr pickleson August 3, 2018

towed away

Informal, Impolite, or slang
said when some one is not welcomed
and yo don't want him to be there

1-Drop the luggage and towed away.
2-towed away before I kick your ass.
3-The cops are coming, you'd better towed away.

by hadeda June 11, 2006

Toked Thursday

When you don't have any alcohol on a Thursday night to celebrate Thirsty Thursday, but you have weed. So instead you just smoke a ton.

Guy#1: Hey it's Thirsty Thursday...lets get wasted!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!

by sum kidd January 27, 2011

towede

The act of towing

My friend towede his car

by Rawmice December 24, 2017

Towed

Sex with the guy who comes to tow your Toyota on a runaway truck ramp.

Lexi- I medium key want to be the one towed by the tow truck guy

Gabi and Lauren - sameeee

Sabrina - Imma pass

by gabsablex April 21, 2021