Touchless Carwash

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body

My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash

by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022

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Worldwide TouchStarved Day

The day after National Horny Day--April 17th--because we realize falling for thirst traps doesn't get us anywhere.

I need a hug right now...

It's April 18th, you JUST missed worldwide touchstarved day

by Quaysan April 16, 2020

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National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!

Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”

by avaclose November 13, 2020

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A portmanteau of "touchdown" and "interception." In football, this occurs when a ball is caught in the endzone by an eligible receiver and a defender at the same time. Made possible by inept replacement referees during a Packers/Seahawks game on Monday Night Football.

"Referee #1: Touchdown! Golden Tate caught it in the endzone."

"Referee #2: Interception! M.D. Jennings came up with it."

"Both Referees: Wait, that's a Touchception! Six points and move the ball to the 20."

by KoopaKid17 September 25, 2012

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Touches kids

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.

"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.

by Fryer MarsBar May 9, 2009

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Touch fest

Where there are a lot of guys around some women,usually teen guys around teen women, and they all decide to cop feels on them at the same time usually without the women wanting them to.

Were you in the touch fest?

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

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