Tosspotted

When you get totally wasted, drunk

I am gonna get tosspotted tonight

by Wordywonderland December 26, 2018

toss pot

i once read in a dictionary (can't remember which) that it meant alcoholic

he drinks a bottle of vodka first thing in the morning everyday the toss pot

by GOODKINGRIC July 6, 2006

Tazmainian Toss Pot

Someone who is a mentally challenged, a wanker,arse wipe, etc, etc

You fucking Tazmainian Toss Pot

by QPod December 16, 2003

Toss-pot

Refers to someone (usually a male passed his prime) who garners amusement and self-esteem through 'tossing off' (literally or figuratively) over the perceived stupidity of those persons who expect something meaningful from them.
Toss-pots, or tossers as they are collectively known, often hang out in groups to reinforce each others defunct and fruitless behaviour. Tossers often meet late at night because tossing off in the sober light of day is not as fun, and their 'victims' are often (more) conscious and inclined to respectfully turn down the 'empty chicken box' existence they offer.

Toss-pot 1: Oh look! There's a girl who looks like she's out of our league but vulnerable enough not to realise it!

King Toss-pot: You draw her in, I'll pay for the drinks and promise her the world.
Toss-Pot 2: I'll get tossing and film you tossing!

by CanCountto 10 August 28, 2021

Tosspotting

The verbiage use to describe the action of a “tosspot” — committing acts of tosspottery. The most to the point of looking away knowing you have accepting their stupidity to the degree of Darwinism. Inanimate objects often succumb to destruction at the hands of a tosspotter. Often licking broomsticks and doorknobs to a soundtrack. A full-state of idiot wizard magik. Sometimes on a full moon you can hear the gel pens scribble in their dream journal from a local rehab. Sometimes a shuffling noise on their dream boards. However—- one who is guilty of tosspotting, often is never able to break the cycle and insurance hates them

“Oh, yes, that hoebag licking the wall has been tosspotting the vibes all night”

“That one lady decided to go about it all wrong. They were tosspotting and started talking about “inevitable disco boogers” while stealing dream catchers from Wiccan neighbors”

“I don’t hang with you anymore because you are by end of the night, always tosspotting on a linoleum floor with your crayons”

by anonymous July 20, 2024

tossmotherer

A wankster; a fuckarse; a cunthead. A generic term of abusement.

Do you like televised American wrestling? You do? You must be a tossmotherer.

by James Mann June 25, 2004

tossrotten

to get WELL drunk so you cant move. and thinking hurts.

im sick of this im goin 2 the pub to get tossrotten.

by rob helm December 13, 2006