torfeculating

The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and lame-brained the torfeculator really is.

The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.

While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that night, he didn't realize that she was bringing her younger sister and cousin with her.

by charminglyrude July 7, 2010

Teve Torbes

In a very funny SNL skit, Steve Forbes (played by himself) is alleged by a news anchor to have been the author of yet another anonymous book on Washington Politics. With great hilarity, Steve Forbes denies having written the book, even though one quote from the book says, "Teve Torbes definately has is going on!".

In common parlance, one might say, "Man, I know it was you Teve Torbes", alluding to the skit and pointing out the obvious truth that it was the man in question though he denies it, perhaps comically.

by Jack P. Jones September 30, 2006

Torey

A nice wonderful person that might be insecure on the inside but doesn't show on the outside. The person is nice and generous but will be mean if it comes to it. Will help out friends and will always keep it 100 with you all day everyday.

"Your so nice!!!! Your such a Torey"

by -AD October 25, 2016

torkeling

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."

She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.

by Luke64 July 24, 2008

toremori

Toremori means true love and affection

I found my happiness because of toremori

by ACEs Trmr May 27, 2021

toretto

Strong, muscular man who has fighting in his blood.

That man is so built and protects his family he is such a toretto.

by Shattered Warrior April 15, 2016

toreador

Toreador; 1) n. A clan of Vampires in Vampire: the Masquerade. 2) n. A bloodline of Vampires in Vampire: the Requiem, stemmed from the Daeva clan.

Both versions of the Toreador are very art-related people. They both are drawn to art in all of its forms, ranging from paintings and drawings, to martial arts forms. They are obssessed with art to a supernatural scale, generally being mystically drawn to and distracted by their chosen art form.

Malachi James-Edward Mescatelli III is a Toreador living in New York, New York. He is an actor on broadway, and is mystically distracted and drawn to theatre in all its forms.

"That Toreador is an artsy-fartsy fuck. Fuck him." - Some Random Brujah

by Captain Danny July 11, 2006