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Tortellini 

Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.
Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.
Tortellini by Thoulur January 16, 2019

Dan Torelli 

Dan Torelli is the drummer for Chicago based rock band Madina Lake, along with bandmates Matthew Leone, Mateo Camargo and Nathan Leone. He was born on August the 7th. Dan began drumming at the age of 12. He also apparently learnt piano aged 6. He is a vegetarian. Along with Nathan, Dan is one of THE nicest men I've ever had the pleasure to meet.
Fan1: Hey, Look! It's Dan Torelli!
Fan2: Dan, please may you sign our poster. The thing is we have no pen, could you use out eyeliner?
Dan: How efficient of you! *signs poster and scribbles over his eyes.*

Yeah, that really happened to me. :D

squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!
A person so kind, cool, amazing and wholesome that you'll NEVER get tired of them.

The purest, most kindhearted.

An amazing kisser.

Best hugs.

Incredibly intelligent.
"Yo, did you see Torrell?"
-"You mean that awesome guy over there? He's totally my type, ngl. Hope he's single."
"Amen to that, sister.'
Torrell by LeEpicGuy August 11, 2021

alaskan tortellini 

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.
alaskan tortellini by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Tortellini Transition 

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.
Tortellini Transition by DeadassMan January 18, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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