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Tortellini 

Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.
Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.
Tortellini by Thoulur January 16, 2019

Dan Torelli 

Dan Torelli is the drummer for Chicago based rock band Madina Lake, along with bandmates Matthew Leone, Mateo Camargo and Nathan Leone. He was born on August the 7th. Dan began drumming at the age of 12. He also apparently learnt piano aged 6. He is a vegetarian. Along with Nathan, Dan is one of THE nicest men I've ever had the pleasure to meet.
Fan1: Hey, Look! It's Dan Torelli!
Fan2: Dan, please may you sign our poster. The thing is we have no pen, could you use out eyeliner?
Dan: How efficient of you! *signs poster and scribbles over his eyes.*

Yeah, that really happened to me. :D

squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!
A person so kind, cool, amazing and wholesome that you'll NEVER get tired of them.

The purest, most kindhearted.

An amazing kisser.

Best hugs.

Incredibly intelligent.
"Yo, did you see Torrell?"
-"You mean that awesome guy over there? He's totally my type, ngl. Hope he's single."
"Amen to that, sister.'
Torrell by LeEpicGuy August 11, 2021

alaskan tortellini 

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.
alaskan tortellini by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Tortellini Transition 

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.