Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Torture Apologist

After looking online in several places, there was no clear definition so I read a lot of articles and then just broke down the words by definition. Hopefully, sparing other people the same reading.

Torture Apologists are those who offer an argument in defense of torture, specifically when working on behalf of the government to capture or kill those deemed (normally) foreign terrorists or (normally) foreign threats.

This is a scenario*and not a fact I am presenting as an example: Jane Doe, a torture apologist, believes that the information that led them to Osama Bin Laden was gathered by water boarding his associates. Jane believes that this is acceptable because tracking Bin Laden’s location should be done by any means necessary, this includes any and all forms of torture in exchange for this information. Jane’s argument is that torture is necessary to prevent loss of life for others. She is a torture apologist because of this.

by Binx Valentine November 25, 2020

islamic poop torture

Islamic poop torture is when you are locked in a completely forest green room with multiple speakers playing “uh oh stinky” over and over again, you are only fed poop (from goats) and pee (from humans) and after your body has adjusted to eating poop and “uh oh stinky” constantly playing over the speakers you are transferred to a different cell painted dark brown where “uh oh stinky” plays but the speed is increased by 25% so you slowly go completely insane

My brother went through islamic poop torture when he was a kid, and was never the same again.

by zippersocks October 4, 2019

Torturefest

Torturefest is generally applied to things that you have to do, but don't want to.

Going with your children to Chucky Cheese is a torturefest

School is a torturefest

Parents are a torturefest

Visiting your in-laws is a torturefest

Proctology exams are a torturefest

Going to your childes dance or piano recital is a torturefest

by exile_exile December 7, 2009

Tortsneezer

One who infects another with a cold, flu, or other communicable illness.

The law should have a remedy against a tortsneezer who, either negligently or recklessly, infects another with his illness.

by Gartholomew February 18, 2011

clit torture

The act of causing pain to a woman’s clit in order to give sexual satisfaction to either the woman receiving it or the person giving the clit torture to the woman. A wide variety of methods can be used to achieve this such as applying creams like icy hot or tiger balm, slapping, pinching, twisting and squeezing with the fingers, the use of clothes pins on it, book binder clips placed on it, the application of a tens unit, binding the clit with small thin rope or rubber bands and some even like to insert needles into! Or what ever method that you can think of that gives you sexual satisfaction.

I gave my girlfriend some clit torture last night, she always cums from it!

by Gerlad69 March 12, 2021

Tickle Torture

When a victim is tied up, normaly on a rack, bed, chair or a special device made for tickling and the victim is tied on it with rope, chains and hand-cuffs, in a bondage method, and tickled mercilessly. Usually, the victim gets their feet scratched, scrubbed with brushes, tickled with feather etc, and pictures are taken, both still and moving. Rarely does sex occur, although errections and urination may.

Olivia tickle tortured Emma so much that Emma peed!

by WikiLover999 August 2, 2022