Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

by TonyF June 17, 2008

TorRed Challenger

The undisputed champion of all Mopar racing TorRed is widley known as the fastest color on the face of the earth. Some would have you believe the Black is the fastest color, however this is only due to the fact that the TorRed Challenger goes so fast that there isnt a drag strip out there that can measure its 1/4 mile time

Daves TorRed Challenger is very nice.

by SRTANDY June 4, 2009

Tolted

essentially another word for cool or swag. if something is tolt or tolted, it’s super cool or popular

amy: have you seen carmelina?
katie: omg yes, her dress is so tolted!!

by saltypringlemilfs April 29, 2021

Boston Torpedo

The act of molding your feces into a phallic shape, freezing it, and fucking someone with it.

She wanted me to spice things up, so I gave her a boston torpedo.

by belfastbomber February 3, 2010

Transphobic Torpedophile

Type of weaponry called a transphasic torpedo from star trek, it is very effective against many hostile ships. Except it happens to be transphobic and is a pedophile

Incoming Transphobic Torpedophiles!

by Suoerfish July 23, 2017

Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.

Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021

Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

by GrandPoop October 23, 2010