fernando torres

fernando torres is the one of the best strikers in the world and is extremely talented when it comes to scoring goals, modeling, not being able to speak english and looking super hot!!!
he had the best abs and is a grass devouring sex tornado!!!

that guy is total fernando torres
he is freaking hot!
look at his washboard abs

by jen z October 31, 2009

love turrets

Uncontrolled, uncalled-for shouts of love at unexpected times, often in the midst of a fight.

Joe to Marrie: "No, this dress does not make you look fat.. Why do you keep asking? It's so annoying... LETS SNUGGLE!!!... no really, could you please for once shut up?"

Joe got love turrets.

by DJ horrible August 10, 2009

Eve Torres

One of the best WWE Divas ever existed since Trish Stratus, known for her gymnastic abilities and a beautiful smile, she became WWE Divas Champion, but lost at the hands of Alicia Fox in WWE Fatal 4-Way PPV, which Fox pinned Maryse to obtain the championship.

Recently, appears in the Raw brand, as the partner to WWE Superstar R-Truth.

Eve Torres rules!!

by Dragon-Kid November 4, 2010

Torresdey

1.Commonly used to refer as someone who is God like.

2.a blackjack with one card.

1.Damn it, Mell Gibson is so Torresdey

2.Whoa!! he did a Torresdey

by Alejandro Dey April 19, 2008

fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!

person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol

by jess<3 March 6, 2007

dirty torres

A dirty Torres is when you take a funnel and shove it in someones ass then you melt a block of cheese and add a can of rotel and pour it into the funnel.Then you take a bowl full of chips and let the cheese dip run out of the ass onto the chips then serve.

Don't eat the cheese dip it was probably from a dirty torres.

by Nasty Mother Fucking Nate May 28, 2006

Carlos Torres

A Sexy Young Stallion. With The Cock Of A Walrus. He'll Fuck Ya Shit Up! Wheelchair Anyone? He doesnt always drink but when he does he prefers dos equis!

CARLOS TORRES WILL FUCK YA WORLD UP

by bigdickwily January 10, 2012