Memphis Top Hat 

A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.

Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.

Memphis Top Hat by Mr. Kaasten August 14, 2010

Generals Top hat 

An instance in which while having intercourse, the man pulls out and cums inside her nostrils, and at which point she snorts it and swallows it.

Man: Quick! Generals Top hat!
Woman: -snorts- -then swallows-
delicious. aha

Generals Top hat by Rahhfish February 26, 2011

Slurpy Top Hat 

When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.

Maryann loves to suck cock. She is best known for her skills at performing the Slurpy Top Hat.

Slurpy Top Hat by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009

Tennessee Top Hat 

A mullet haircut worn by one from the Volunteer State.

That ole boy collecting parking money at the “Celebration” in Murfreesboro this past September had a beautiful flowing Tennessee Top Hat mullet.

Tennessee Top Hat by Mashrabbit August 17, 2018

Tennessee Top Hat 

Another word for a mullet, a long under rated hair style that truly exudes power, respect, and most importantly, dignity.

If George W. had a Tennessee top hat, we would not be in the situation we are in now...Osama would have turned himself in years ago out of sheer respect for the mad mullet W. was sportin'!

Tennessee Top Hat by ruthless November 17, 2004

stretch top hat 

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.

I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.

stretch top hat by brentstopher February 5, 2008

detroit top hat 

To defecate upon the hair or scalp upon another willing or unwilling participant.

I thought being tied up would be fun, but then she gave me a Detroit top hat! It got in my eyes!

detroit top hat by Jcock52 August 15, 2016