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toofus

"You gots to floss dem toofus if you ever wanna catch some ass, boy." - My Dad, 1981 (good looking out, Pops!)
by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002
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A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax inside her rectum, and she takes a dump on your chest, and it resembles a frosting covered tootsie roll.
"I heard Reed got some of dat Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll from his skank last night. Truf."
by jram October 15, 2006
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toots adorbs

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Toothspick

When an american hires a Mexican to clean thier teeth rather than using a toothpick
I went to a rich snobby party in LA and they had toothspicks replacing toothpicks to attempt to upgrade their status.
by Dry linguist June 27, 2012
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tootsie boots

A sophisticated way of saying socks . A way I which you tootsies are being warthed by your tootsie boots
Jamie was wearing tootsie boots to sleep, what a freak.
by Tootsiesocks July 9, 2018
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Thotus Deletus

Will wipe out half of the women in the universe.
by Good Man Allah October 3, 2018
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Sloppy tootsie thumb plugger

A massage technique where the masseuse simultaneously sucks on the client’s big toe and inserts a thumb into their anus.
When you go to Massage Envy, don’t forget to ask for the Sloppy Tootsie Thumb Plugger from the secret menu.
by ellllllllllle December 21, 2019
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