tooted

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted

OOps I'm sorry, I tooted. :

by Miss Quintana September 16, 2007

toot

geordie word for cocaine

giz a line of toot

by geordie October 24, 2003

toot

Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".

I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.

by veghead July 04, 2009

Toot

A term to express one's unimaginable excitement, coined by NST himself. Not to be mistaken with the emit gas from the anus, although that is quite exciting.

This word goes with almost anything. Typically heard in ratchet casino parties with naked girls.

yo, that stripper's a$$ is phat! tOOOOOOOTTTTTTT
private mansion party girls free guys $5 TOOOOOOOOTT only fans camerapersons will be there #tootttttt
yo, Linda, I love to slap ur ass while u sleep TOOOOOOTTTT

by Addison raes pussy h mommy March 04, 2021

toot

a short, sharp sound made by a horn, trumpet, or similar instrument.
"an accidental toot from the saxophonist"

a snort of a drug, especially cocaine.
"he still likes a toot"

by top 10 funny females April 29, 2022

Tooted

Tooted is describing a truck is lifted in the front and squatted in the back, more commonly known as a Squatted Truck. They are the kings of the road and are usually found in that Carolinas

“James where is your rear lift?” “I don’t like that bitch, I like my shit Tooted”

by RearLiftDaGang March 19, 2020

toot

home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.

'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'

by doyle May 13, 2004