drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009

toothin

To use bluetooth technology with a cell phone

Look an Nate; He is toothin'!

by Matthew Demarest August 3, 2006

Tipsy Tootling

When a person is failing to be sneaky , and yet continues to attempt to be sneaky. Event if their cover is obviously blown.

" Hey pal I see you there in the bush , now quit Tipsy Tootling around like a little fart and get out of here"

by Hdj February 20, 2008

toothin in the can

Speaking on your bluetooth while using the bathroom

man 1: hello!
man 2: what up B?
man 1: hold on im toothin in the can!
man 3: who are u talking to?

by tomizcool June 20, 2008

Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

by deshwahshier November 30, 2021