Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.

by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019

Toonsack

A toonie's worth of marijuana, usually purchased in desparation from a close friend.

Desparate drug user: Bro, can I grab a toonsack off you? I'm really hurtin' for a bowl.

Friend: You are god damned pathetic...get the scale.

by Nick Shurben December 16, 2008

Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 2, 2009

scotch toss

Scotch toss is a beach game, in which players toss a closed scotch bottle (possibly filled with a mixer) at one another, while standing in the ocean. If a player catches the bottle, he must drink. If a player drops the bottle, they must take two drinks.

I can't go out, I played scotch toss on the beach last night and feel awful.

by dbqpvr March 10, 2018

Rot Toss

The act of cumming in someone's drink without looking.

Hey look Mat! I just Rot Tossed grandad's coffee.

by Nigel1337 May 15, 2018

Toss Salad

Stimulating another person’s anus with your tongue.

Did you toss salad last night? I sure did! Did she like it? She sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019

Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.

Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

by Mr. Shenanigans March 3, 2010