Toordles

A turtle

"What do zombies say?"
"I like toordles"

by Suididal kitten February 20, 2010

Tooraktor

A Toorak tractor. A large 4wd from the posh suburb of Toorak in Melbourne, Australia. Almost always with a young mother behind the wheel and reliably bad drivers.

while driving : "that Tooraktor just cut me off!"

by wozamatod April 13, 2011

toorak tractor

Toorak tractor, whilst described elsewhere on this listing so far, has yet to been defined as to it's origin. It originated as a piss take of the developing group of semi-affluent wankers following the fake-it-until-you-make-it rule, later to be known as a 'yuppie'. The Toorak Tractor is driven by the Toorak Cowboy, a song by The Skyhooks, a well known Australian anti-establishmentarian band of the 1970's.

The song, Toorak Cowboy, takes the piss out of the yuppie lifestyle, naturally Toorak Cowboys drive flashy vehicles to 'make up for less down below', thus 4wd's, SUV's, and even sportscars fall under the category of a Toorak Tractor.

Over the last ten years due to the origin not being as commonly heard as the term, it has come to generally mean larger more fuel consuming vehicles designed for off-road use which never see bush.

"What's a Toorak cowboy like you doing in a Lambo like that?"

"It's me Toorak Tractor mate!"

by dsfgdsafgads December 28, 2005

Toortle

A toortle is a strange and beautiful creature that frolics on the floors of Austin Texas. It has brown eyes and is Mexican it also can be seen throwing things at you. If the toortle throws something at you you are cursed to die!

Run it’s a toortle!

by AahahahahhahahH November 2, 2019

toorufanboy

Sexc mf that is valid and should marry me 😘 They’re super cool

“Do u know toorufanboy?”
“Yeah he has a pisskink lol”

by toorufanboy March 30, 2021

tooruist

tooruist is one of my favorite tiktok mutuals. they are so funny and cool, i aspire to be like tooruist.

“man i wish i was as cool as tooruist is, it sucks tbh”

by ari 😧😧 June 28, 2021

Eye lyek toortels

Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.

John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016