Toobin

The act of masturbating during a group Zoom call

Jeffrey, please stop Toobin while we have our meeting.

by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 14, 2021

toolination

1. When a group of tools swarm together

2. A nest or clan of douchebags plotting world domination

3. A densely populated area of tools

Man, there was so many of them it was totally a toolination...

Toolination central over there...

A complete cult of douchebags plotting world toolination...

by *MoJo* November 13, 2009

toobin

Masturbating on a video call.

He was fired for toobin on the zoom meeting.

by some_idiot666 October 19, 2020

Toobined

When a person is exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom call

Holy crap... we were on the call today and got Toobined by Sam

by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020

Toobining

Getting caught “accidentally” rubbing one out in a Zoom meeting

Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting

by The Billman October 20, 2020

Damn tootin Vladmir Putin

To strongly agree with a statement

Person 1 - "Do you think that Deadpool is the best movie of 2016?"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"

by Nickster27 July 9, 2016

Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

by adamandfiona January 24, 2010