Kid Toucher

A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.

Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.

Antonio is such a kid toucher, he touched Josh

by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022

cloth toucher

1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.

I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.

by scannin October 10, 2006

toucher_of_cancer

The one of the best meme accounts on Instagram and the memes are made by him self not stolen

Toucher_Of_Cancer is the best at making memes

by Blinker.exe November 6, 2018

elbow toucher

a ditzy (blonde) woman that you convince that if she can touch her elbows behind her back she won't have cancer, thus making her thrust her chest towards you giving you a nice view.

sam is an elbow toucher

by 100bc December 20, 2004

boy toucher

1. A male pedophile, molester, or pervert that likes to touch young boys.

You should be one to talk about looks Joe. You look like a fuckin Boy Toucher.

by Kwicherbichen July 29, 2007

Turd Toucher

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Torcher

A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.

The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.

by Big Balla August 23, 2005