pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

Jack Tooze Joke

A really bad joke, that is usually so bad it is funny.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.

"What do you call a cat crossed with a dog? A CATDOG!"

"Man, that is such a Jack Tooze joke."

by Audwald February 14, 2009

Tooba

Female, Angel on earth, soul mate, cute, once you fall in love with her you feel like you can't breath with out hearing her voice, very hard to get.

she is a Tooba on earth, I wish she was mine.

by soul-mate for ever. February 13, 2010

Toobin’

The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.

Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.

by Juxtaposeur October 19, 2020

Toobing

When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.

Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.

by Homanclature October 19, 2020

tooba

tall
skinny
sexy
pretty
big brown eyes
nice ass
big boobs
good in bed
even better in person
kind
lovable
fun
organized
smart
cute
gorgeous
hot
clean freak
controls the party, but also makes it more fun
a true soul mate
if shes the girl next to you, infront of you, behind you....Don't let her go!

Tooba is one of those people who you feel like are the most trustworthy, honest, and true friend

by Ishouldbedoinghomeworkrightnow December 14, 2011

toboza

spelling may vary tobosa/o, toboza/o All means the same.

to be a low life, indecent, a skank, a whore

to have no no scruples, morals or values

Earths worst

SPANISH DEFINITION:
indecente, sin respeto, sin verguenza, titere, maleante, sin morales, sin escrupulos, cabra, puta, puerca/o, sin educación, acomplejado/a, MISS TATTE

Maria es una toboza con todo y su educación inventada, educación cibernetica.

Maria is the epitome of a toboza

She brought a word to life that only existed in Lunas' home to describe people of the sort without using vulgar or foul language.

by Native Luna October 5, 2007