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e-tons

Huge quantities. i.e. shit-tons.
I'd like some crackers to put in my clam chowder. Can you give me lots? Like three handfuls? Yeah, e-tons of crackers, berfect, thanks.
by crashing_sux January 23, 2009
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Baging Tons

A term a drug dealer uses to tell his buddies he re-upped and got a new supply.
Hey man, I got baging tons.
by ganja g October 28, 2010
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So Tons

The combination of "So Much" and "Tons", meaning "A Lot".

Coined by the creative geniuses at So Tons Creative.
I love you So Tons! Thank you So Tons! I miss you So Tons.
by 888grrl August 21, 2008
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10 tons navy wrecker

I sure do love a 10 tons navy wrecker

I am currently driving my 10 tons navy wrecker
by ChrisWilders September 19, 2023
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Crippin-tons

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.
by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025
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tonsumology

Tonsumology is the study of shaving.

The study of shaving is not limited to face shaving, but face shaving is the major focus of the field. Similarly, tonsumology is concerned with all forms of shaving including cart and electric shaving, but focuses on the art of traditional wet-shaving. Special attention is paid to wet-shaving with a single blade where the participant also builds lather by using brush, because this is considered to be the pinnacle of shaving techniques.
Some people simply shave. Barbers offer professional shaves. Others become so enamored with the techniques and materials used in proper shaving that they become involved in tonsumology.
by arrowsP160 May 23, 2011
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