gin and tonic

The most bodacious idea. A mixture of alcohol and soda. In my mind the best way to get plastered.

That's a mighty fine gin and tonic, would you mix me up another?

by TOM DICK August 17, 2006

gin & tonic

A good drink with a splash of gin , a clear liquor, and tonic a gross bitter tasting water that is bad without gin. A hint of lemon or lime will enhance the taste though.

When Johnny goes to bars he orders a great drink, "gin & tonic".

by OliverS May 5, 2005

Tonia

Refers to chicks who are incredibly hot, insanely awesome, and usually the most popular person around. Anyone who talks to a Tonia will immediately become cool for atleast 5 minutes before the coolness wears off.

May have tendancies to hide in a sheep costume

Guy A: Man, see that chick, she's totally a Tonia

by im only posting one thing May 1, 2010

Topical Wank

Pastime carried out by females or males of the general public and or celebrities. The act of masturbation by a man or a woman thinking of a subject or persons being "topical"/ current i.e. in the news and or media at the time of the masturbation/wank act.

during the Wimbledon tennis tournament (2week period), if wanking in the morning, one might say:
"i woke up this morning and had a topical wank whilst thinking of Serena Williams nailing Tsvetana Pironkova with a strap on cock in a lesbian love fest.

"i bashed one out last night during the news to that Russian spy Anna Chapman. It was a deeply satisfying topical wank".

by Unknown Minman July 12, 2010

Tonia

The best lookin' girl around! Yow!

(no examples; there's only one true Tonia)

by Tonia January 31, 2004

Tonijah

She is the best person u can meet she is cute y’all and talented. One look from and and your in love. She is a good friend and helpful she is all about family and friends. She don’t like relationships cuz people take her for granted

Person: aye there go tonijah

Person 2: I wish she was mine

by Big daddy trombone March 13, 2020

right-on-topical

As coined by comedian, Daniel Tosh, to take a "right-on-topical" is to lead a conversation so the listener thinks it's going in one direction, and then switching it at the last second. This term can also apply to plot twists.

Did you see Shutter Island? I thought I had it figured out until the very end when the plot took a right-on-topical.

by Badgergirl77 October 13, 2010