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Thonged Avenger

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself
My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019
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Serpent Tongued

A sly, deceitful way of speaking akin to that of the devil.
Hillary is a Serpent Tongued liar. She'll say anything to get people to follow her.
by havoc777 September 6, 2016
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Tonjed it

When someone takes a potentially funny or humorous topic/line and completely cocks it up to a point to which all humour has been eradicated
Oh John, you've tonjed it!
by Wir3d123 May 24, 2016
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Torged

An act of unjustly dismissing someone from employment over a tweet.
That stupid radio station torged my guy! It was only a joke! Let him live!
by TheRealFan October 26, 2012
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silver tongued cavalier

Smooth tongued gent, One that can charm the knickers off a lady in a few words
That Matt Damon, He's a silver tongued cavalier and had my knickers off in seconds with the lyrical poetry of a smooth talking mother fucker.

I couldn't resist the charms of him the silver tongued cavalier that he is....
by John Parker 74 August 14, 2010
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silver tongued savage

A person who temps another person into doing something they know better than to do.
Nurse: "Sir, would you like the chicken, or the steak?"
Patient: "I'll have the chicken. I'm on a diet"
Nurse: "would you like french fries or carrots?"
Patient: "I'll have the carrots. I'm trying to loose some weight."
Nurse: "would you like a piece of the banana cream pie?"
Patient: "Oh, you silver tongued savage!"
by orangek July 3, 2011
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long-tongued lout

General term for someone you hate with a passion. Overlap: bastard, skank, dickhead, faggot, etc.
Eat shit, you fuckin' long-tongued lout!
by Forrest Carver June 4, 2005
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