metric fuck ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.

2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.

A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.

by RK8913 February 19, 2011

Shit-ton

Approximately 3.5x the necessary amount of something.

We're gonna have a shit-ton of fun!

by Hadley Sparrow January 16, 2011

Shit-ton of Wayanses

1. Movie containing three or more wayans brothers or members of their family.

2. A large amount of black people

1.
Guy 1: "did you see that 'movie don't be a menace?'"
Guy 2: " You mean that one with a shit-ton of a wayanses?"

2. "The Million man march was a shit-ton of wayanses"

by kaptain kickass June 11, 2009

dick ton

a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue

That piano weighed a dick ton!

by jdawgger6969 July 22, 2010

Shit-ton

Shit-ton, despite sounding like a measure of mass, is actually a measure of volume. In other words - a shit-ton is the volume occupied by a ton (mass) of shit.

(On a tour of a brewery) "On our left, we have our primary fermenters. Each fermenter has the capacity of 2.3 shit-tons, which is equivalent to the amount of beer drunk every second in the United States"

by omerfriedman July 11, 2012

Nigga - Ton

a. A large extent, amount, or number

b. A number of associated people or things

c. Miscellaneous articles sold as one unit

d. More than a shit-ton

Can I get a nigga - ton of mild sauce.

by aqudasam May 15, 2015

Deep-fried won-ton

An Asian girl who exclusively dates black men.

Damn, first Jamal, then Nathan, now Martin. That Kimiko is one deep-fried won-ton.

by Piancer October 17, 2007