Tampa Turtle

When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.

Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!

by Darkwing Duck III November 29, 2017

tomanus

The anus-shaped spot on a tomato under the stem.

Before slicing a tomato into wedges, use a paring knife to discard the tomanus.

by Uncle Ugly January 14, 2008

Uncle Tomahawk

A Native American who harbors prejudice and self-hate against his own people, and supports anti-Native American sentiment and laws.

I met a Native American living in Detroit, he told me that he thought we were all drunks and casino owners, and I called him what he is, a self-hating Uncle Tomahawk.

by Dan August 12, 2003

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Created in 1976 and currently play in the NFC South with the aints, the dirty birds, and the panthers.

Home of some of the most loyal fans you will ever meet who represent even when times are tough.

Usually overlooked by opponents who end up having the ball shoved up their asses.

1-0 in superbowls. Winners of superbowl in '02 against the raiders (who nobody even pays attention to anymore) 48-21

Went from having the gayest logo to the coolest logo.

GO BUCS!!!

Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1. Atlanta Fan: Bucs Suckkkk

Bucs Fan: Shut up bitch! You dont even have a superbowl.

2. Bucs Fan: How are we the only team without a definiton on urban dictionary?

Carolina Fan: Cuz you suckkkk

Bucs Fan: Shut up bitch! You dont even have a superbowl.

by CRKS November 16, 2010

Tampa Bay Rays

The second team in MLB history to have the worst record in all of baseball in one season, and come back to win their division the next year. The Rays changed their name from the Devil Rays in 2007 and instantly became really good in 2008. They went on to the 2008 World Series, only to lose to the Philadelphia Phillies 4 games to 1.

With a solid starting rotation and one of the best lineups in the American League, the future of the Tampa Bay Rays looks bright.

by acablue January 11, 2009

blacksmith tomahawk

the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.

Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.

by -Quincy so nasty- October 26, 2007

Tomahawk 1440

A dramatic action on skis or a snowboard in which the rider crashes and turns end-over-end four consecutive times for a 1440 degree spin. This gives them the appearence of a spinning Tomahawk, hence the name.

Featured in Warren Miller's "Playground", a ski-enthusiast movie.

Skier: "Oh man, look at that guy swerving."

Snowboarder: "Yup, he's going down."

Skier: "Wait for it...wait for it...OH! Down he goes!"

Snowboarder: "One, two, three..."

Skier: "Hell yeah! That's four turns!"

Snowboarder: "Tomahawk 1440, bitches!"

Skier: "He's gonna be feeling that for a good week!"

by The Bobamberon June 6, 2009