Tomahawk Crunkmissle

A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.

While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.

by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009

Backdoor Tomahawk

A backdoor tomahawk involves giving anal with a really big penis.

Chris:Dude!What are you doing

Brandon:Oh uh I just gave your mom the backdoor tomahawk.

by CHOPSSTEWY April 30, 2009

Tomahawk Kawk Drop

When a well endowed man drops his hard erect penis on the face or forehead of one of his buddies while several people are present to laugh at the act. The ultimate Tomahawk Kawk Drop is performed when the penis is rather dirty and seemingly has the smell of salt and vinegar.

Boomer: Dude you were so wasted at that party last night!!! Do you remember doing a TOMAHAWK KAWK DROP on Zach's forehead?!?!?! That shit was so funny!!!

Tom: Yeah...I was drinking non-alcoholic beer. I was aware of exactly what I was doing!

by JIMMY TOM March 20, 2009

tomahawk chop

A karate chop arm motion modeled after Native American warriors.

Florida State Seminoles made the Tomahawk Chop famous, and then the Kansas City Chiefs stole it.

by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016

Dirty tomahawk

After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.

She said that I didn't make her cum....she got the dirty tomahawk.....

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

tomahawk chop

While having anal intercourse "doggy style", just as the "giver" is about to ejaculate, a forceful blow is delivered to the "taker's" throat region in a semi-circular, undercut, "tomahawk chop" like fashion, in order to illicit the involuntary desired effect of the "taker's" rectum to tighten, or pucker, so that the "giver" is able to withdraw his penis relatively fecal matter free.

As I was pounding my lady's ass I smelt shit, so I tomahawk chopped her ass as I came so I wouldn't have to wipe shit off my dick.

by Tater Trash November 7, 2008

Rusty tomahawk

Having anal with a partner and wiping your feces covered penis on their face like war paint.

She let out a whooo whooo when I stuck it in her butt so I gave her the rusty tomahawk!

by Rustoma October 18, 2020