Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting July 9, 2015

Tomb Raider (2013)

Tomb Raider is an action-adventure video game developed by Crystal Dynamics and published by Square Enix. Tomb Raider is the tenth title in the Tomb Raider franchise, and operates as a reboot that emphasises the reconstructed origins of Lara Croft. Tomb Raider was released on 5 March 2013 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, and on 23 January 2014 for OS X, and on 27 April 2016 for Linux.

Awesome.

If you love Grey's Anatomy, I'm pretty sure you'll probably love Tomb Raider (2013) because of Camilla Luddington.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Tomb Raider

A girl who’s always at a dude’s house but leaves in the end.

Aye, Yo Marco, Beth is a Tomb Raider.

by Yabae08 September 6, 2019

Tomb Raider

Someone who’s into fucking old ladies. They like to raid their “tomb”.

Guy 1: yo why you always sleeping with old ladies?
Guy 2: cause I’m a tomb raider

by wheelie boi December 17, 2019

Tomb Tainer

A cruel person who tells a person to leave a person alone in a hurtful way, and inconsiderate for anyone's feelings. And someone who plays very unfair with someone, never believing anybody because of males, and disrespects others opinions, also a person who hates men. And someone who wants to get rid of males, an unfair gamer, an unfair remarking person, a Liar, a troll.

Person 1:Hey mike, i want to play tag with you :D
Person 2:Sure :)
Person 3:include me, *tags person 1*
Person 1:*glares at person 3* Don't touch me you ebola punk
Person 3:But i washed my hands...
Person 1:I don't believe punks like you.
Person 3:Why are you such a tomb tainer to certain people... :(

by Junko Ilkun April 1, 2022

Tomb Raider

When a Lara Croft (singular lady) has an eye for the much, much (ancient) older man with a view to find the "Big O" (Occident) or the monies. Pleasure is an artefact in this world and must be archaeologically sourced or adventured for via booby traps. A gold digger for the right reasons!

"She's gorgeous! What's she doing with that fossil?"

"He knows his shit about continuo dude! It's not abour the money... she's a Tomb Raider bro"

by BassDaddee October 28, 2022

TOMB THE BOMB

An explosive hard ball running forward in the 9ths known for his ball hoggin abailities,

weakness- Lanjol, AZIZI

TOMB the bomb running the ball hard, into that deep defensive line.

by BOZO123442 August 27, 2023