Sun-Dried Tomatoes

The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.

{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."

by Pize October 15, 2004

lettuce and tomatoes

originated from a hamburger or such with the works. usually including lettuce and tomatoes.

1:having everything
2:fully loaded automobile
3:something perfect
4:a great possession

man my car got all the lettuce and tomatoes

ide give up the lettuce and tomatoes for that shit

by R()$$ April 11, 2004

Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger

A special burger with tomato

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Rotten Tomatoes

An free, online compiler of movie reviews. Rotten Tomatoes generally compiles over 100 reviews for popular movies, and presents the average rating (based on the reviews that give stars) and the percent of good, or "fresh" reviews. If 60% or more of the reviews are fresh the movie is certified "fresh," otherwise, it is "rotten," hence the name of the cite.

Guy A: Did (MOVIEA) get good reviews?

Guy B: Yeah, it got a 93% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, you should definitely see it.

by FactChecker1199 August 25, 2008

Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018

Tomatoe head

The word "Tomato Head" is a great word to call someone if they act like a selfish ignorant lying pig. It is a nice way to tell someone that you absolutely despise them....oh, and Kim Taehyung is so pretty

Jimmy! Stop being such a tomatoe head!! That's why your dad left you.

by Taehyungs Cute<3 March 19, 2021

Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.

Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!

by buttbuttboi September 28, 2015