twilighter

a retarded person who thinks they are a vampire but are really not cuz they are just retarded they need a life and need to get out of their house oh yeah and u know what sucks? stephnie meyer ruined vampires.... seriously retard, they cant get in the sun or they will burn up to a crisp...a few last words.....
"get a life you morons"
that really grinds my gears.....

hey there is a twilighter i bet she thinks edward is "hawt" and i bet she says
OME
OH
MY
EDWARD

by Twilighthater February 18, 2009

Twilighted

when one receives massive, deep, intense bruising following a makeout session; receiving dark hickeys that would cause one to believe a vampire attempted to suck your blood.

Why is she wearing a scarf in the middle of July? She must've gotten twilighted.

by FunnyGirl221 May 13, 2011

Anti-Twilighter

A living, breathing human being, whom is obviously not a teenage girl, that dislikes a series of books called, "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer. These idiotic humans usually verbally attack twilighters saying things like "Dude, Edward isn't real." Or "Dude, they're just books." Also, "Dude, Edward is a fag."
Anti-Twiligher men are often found dateless.

Becky: "So are you going out with Brad on Friday?"
Brigdet: "Heck no! He's an Anti-Twilighter and teases Twihards!"

by Alayna2765 December 17, 2008

Twilighted

When a book of high popularity is adapted into a film but is only regarded as a good film by those who liked the original book and is regarded as terrible by everyone else. The film likely would also include a large amount of, in retrospect, unwarranted hype.

"I loved that book and the movie was all I dreamed it would be."

"What are you talking about? They completely twilighted that movie!"

by Return of MGP December 15, 2008

Twilightened

A state of awareness of one's obsession with the Twilight series, usually attained after finishing the first book in less than 24 hours.

Girl 1: You used to hate Twilight. When did you become Twilightened?
Girl 2: My Twilightening occured during finals week, unfortunately. I hope I passed my exams.

by ihasasparkly December 27, 2009

Twilighter

BDSM term developed by #1 US/International Best-Selling Author, Breanna Hayse and is used to describe a Twilight BDSM lifestyle. The Twilighter is a masochist/submissive whose age-play dynamic emerges with the onset of edge-play/heavy sadomasochism. She/he tends to be aroused by contrasts of pain/pleasure interspersed with tenderness and nurturing. While she will often used addresses associated with the age-play dynamic (Papa, Daddy, etc), these are used to maintain her vulnerability and headspace. BDSM age-play does not involve minors not does it condone pedophilia or domestic violence/abuse.

"Many look to fall into a place of bliss during a session and become calm and quiet. A Twilighter will fight and protest like a child until she's exhausted, and then might sulk and get weepy. She's happiest when she feels pain and throws a tantrum."

(The Gentlemen's Club: Hadley)

by Breanna Hayse November 15, 2019

Twilightensia

Twilightensia: (noun) A state of being stuck between two realities or states of consciousness, where neither feels entirely real, like being on the edge of wakefulness and sleep.

He drifted into twilightensia, not quite dreaming but not awake either.

by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025