A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
by America's Angel November 12, 2010
Who smoked my toilet?
by bread infection January 02, 2006
no example needed for TOILET
by u2dvdbono September 07, 2010
Device that you use to catch your brown shitty or yellow cum. When you're done you wipe that ass using some toilet paper. The public ones smell fucking disgusting so don't use them. You can also masturbate on these things which is nice. In Japan the toilets are a whole fucking water show.
by coemspro🤑 June 13, 2023
by Poofyfarts100 March 15, 2018
by john stromboli January 10, 2021