Touched spaghet

A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.

I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!

by Jesus with a Shotgun June 5, 2018

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

touched

1. flattered, honored

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

3. crazy

This guy here is a little touched.

by Light Joker November 8, 2006

touched

to get stabbed

RV: How many times have i touched them kids, the whole opp block's been molested

by artz.IM March 11, 2020

Touched out

When you want to punch your toddler in the face and your women's self defense training comes to the front of your mind when your husband grabs your ass.

A touched out mom isn't good for anyone. Wean your damn 2 year old and ask your husband to whack off for a few days.

by Stan K. Phartz July 12, 2016

Touched cloth

To Have your shit touch your pants.

Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.

Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?

Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.

by Josh_S September 16, 2008

Torched

Extremely tired or fatigued

Person 1: "hey how are you dude?"
Person 2: "I'm torched man"

by Imoffended July 17, 2018