Jam Toes

Some one who keeps putting their foot in things but doesn't mean too.

Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(

by Girlavecglasses August 22, 2011

Toe Jamming

Verb. The act of pleasuring a woman’s vagina with the big toe by inserting it into the vagina in a repetitive penetrating sexual motion.

She enjoys fingering, toe jamming, and standard sexual intercourse.

by Skittles2020 May 29, 2023

Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious

Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.

by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

toe cum jam

the white shit in between your toes when you get jizz on your feet and it gets in your toe jam

Ah fuck i ate my toe cum jam before its ripe

by zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuiklopzaqw April 6, 2021

Toe Jam Slam

The act of sucking your partners toes whilst aggressively pulling their cock.

"Stacy gave me the best Toe Jam Slam last night!"

by BonglordBen November 4, 2023

toe jam

a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat

Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.

"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"

by kerdunskool November 15, 2020