Jam Toes

Some one who keeps putting their foot in things but doesn't mean too.

Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(

by Girlavecglasses August 22, 2011

Toe Jam

A woman's front wedgie

Dang, I sure to have some horrible Toe Jam going on today!

by Radschick March 29, 2019

Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious

Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.

by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019

Toe Jammed

The art of jamming ones toe up a mans ass to milk his prostrate

My work mate toe jammed her tinder date right after he bought her a cheap meal and a drink.

by Bee to the sting May 23, 2017

Toe Jam

The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.

"Shut up dude, this Toe Jam setup would go faster if you weren't watching me."

by Savantic May 21, 2020

Toe Jam Slam

The act of sucking your partners toes whilst aggressively pulling their cock.

"Stacy gave me the best Toe Jam Slam last night!"

by BonglordBen November 4, 2023

toe jam

a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat

Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.

"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"

by kerdunskool November 15, 2020