I was Frozen Today!

An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.

Guy 1: "You think you've got it bad?"
Guy 2: "Yes. Worse than you."
Guy 1: "I was frozen today!"

by Dyonus09 October 7, 2009

todayrow

Today+tomorrow, where one is still awake from the previous day but midnight has passed.

'Todayrow' is a thing now--because fuck you, that's why.

Why do now what you can do todayrow when you can put it off til todayrow--or better yet, tomorrowrow?

by Ptolemy, or something. February 23, 2014

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

not today

a phrase used when somebody is not in the mood to deal with anything.

Arianna: “Not today”

Lexi: “of course lol”

by southerngirl8 November 28, 2017

todash

A word coined by Stephen King and used in his Dark Tower series. It might be used either as adjective or noun. Todash means teleporting or time traveling (or both, since you travel in space as well as time), often through a door. You might go to "todash darkness" as well which is practically emptiness between worlds. King defines it as "the space between the walls in a house" and further implies that any kind of monstrosity might be waiting there.

He knew the dangers of going todash.
She heard the todash chimes and shuddered.

by xsincerelymex June 22, 2008

Tooka Pack

A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Shondale "Tooka" Gregory was murdered (smoked) by Chief Keef's crew Black Disciples.

"I'm smoking on tha Tooka Pack, yeah I'm high as shit"

by nd binladen December 13, 2014

Tonka Tough

Super tough, strong, opposite of weaksauce

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!

by phailmoar February 16, 2009