St Brad of Toblerone

A gay guy named Brad who has fudge packed into his anus outdoors, in the freezing cold.

He was out there like St Brad of Toblerone, last night.

by purphanz January 26, 2024

Toblerone

Toby's full name

Do you ever just Toblerone?

by Motnaty March 17, 2020

Tobleroning

The act of being fingerblasted in the Alps or other mountain range with a chocolate lubricant

Mandy loved going on holiday in France just so she could get a good tobleroning from a Frenchman

by Splunky March 19, 2023

Toblerone church

The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.

We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.

by radzz111 April 1, 2021

Tobleroned

When a swift kick to the ass includes a direct anal blow from the big toe, resulting in a bloody drip from the anus

Fatty Deb caught Paul Izzi giving her dog a shotgun and ran up from behind and tobleroned him

by Sir Biff July 3, 2015

Toblerone

A significantly large or bulky line of cocaine, as popularised in the film '44 inch chest'.

"I like a line the size of a fucking Toblerone."

by Messgorough March 22, 2024

Toblerone in the Snow

Cumming and pooping in your pants simultaneously.

“She was so hot she made me drop a toblerone in the snow.”

by SalemBeeboppo January 15, 2024