Toblerone church

The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.

We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.

by radzz111 April 1, 2021

Toblerone

the dick of an injured veteran

BERTHA: I heard that Sally got fucked by Tim's Toblerone .

GERTRUDE: and I heard her say that it felt like she was driving down speed bumps in a super car

by Suicidal Soviet January 4, 2019

Tobleroned

When a swift kick to the ass includes a direct anal blow from the big toe, resulting in a bloody drip from the anus

Fatty Deb caught Paul Izzi giving her dog a shotgun and ran up from behind and tobleroned him

by Sir Biff July 3, 2015

Toblerone

Toby's full name

Do you ever just Toblerone?

by Motnaty March 17, 2020

Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...

Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????

by Filthy fly February 27, 2019

Toblerone

A significantly large or bulky line of cocaine, as popularised in the film '44 inch chest'.

"I like a line the size of a fucking Toblerone."

by Messgorough March 22, 2024

Toblerone in the Snow

Cumming and pooping in your pants simultaneously.

“She was so hot she made me drop a toblerone in the snow.”

by SalemBeeboppo January 15, 2024