twadge

A Females vagina.(Minge, Fanny, Twat).

Mrs Smith has a very wide twadge

by James Stoddart April 25, 2005

Todger

a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed

I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted

by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

Todge

Todge,The male sex organ also known as dick,cock,wang,tallywack etc.

WO dude get your queer hands off my todge

Look at peter clarke he's a right todge

by Sam Kirk and Jason Winchcombe June 5, 2004

todger pocket

1.vagina, derived from todger meaning penis, and pocket, a place where you put things
2. a pocket where you keep your penis

1. i boned your mom in her todger pocket yesterday
2. these pants come with a built in todger pocket

by deadprez92 December 25, 2006

tondge

A tondge can be used to describe someone who thinks people actually listen and care what they say and do. It is also used to talk down to a person behind their back after they have committed an error of normal functionality.

"I can't believe he's been banging on all day about how many times he's done this camping lark before, yet he turns up without his tent and cooking gear. What a fucking tondge!"

by kain dear January 1, 2009

Todgect

A todger based project. Description of an attractive man that is worth persuing.

'check out the barman over there he's a right tasty todgect'

by a01fe February 2, 2009

tiny todger

A minute penis

Oakley has a tiny todger

by gyffufutfc,k November 9, 2018