An expulsion of milk through the rectum directly into the face of a friend, family member, or acquaintance. NOTE: If the receiver of the anal milk is a stranger, OR the milk is not DIRECTLY sprayed into the face it is not a wet bruce to the face.
Steve: These cookies are delicious! I wish I had some milk.
Tim's Ass: *glug glug glug*
Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk!
Tim: Fuck you steve.
Steve: DEAR GOD NO!
Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! *SPRAY* PHFFFFFT PHFT! *drip*
Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE!
Steve: The milk is warm.
Tim's Ass: *glug glug glug*
Steve: OH GOD! What are you doing with that milk!
Tim: Fuck you steve.
Steve: DEAR GOD NO!
Tim's Ass: PHFFFFFT! *SPRAY* PHFFFFFT PHFT! *drip*
Tim: WET BRUCE TO THE FACE!
Steve: The milk is warm.
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when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!
by RET123 January 19, 2009
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Jade: *turns around* Say it again, and say it to my face!
Sam: Don't you just fucking hate Rachel?
Talia: Hey, she's my friend! If you have anything to say to her, say it to her face!... bitch
Jade: *turns around* Say it again, and say it to my face!
Sam: Don't you just fucking hate Rachel?
Talia: Hey, she's my friend! If you have anything to say to her, say it to her face!... bitch
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Get the What did the five fingers say to the face? mug.A term used to describe an embarrassing occurance in the popular WC3 game, DOTA. It happens when the hero Pudge, manages to snag someone with his hook spell, thereby dragging them to imminent doom.
Usually, this is enough to infuriate the most calm of players. In fact, if Pudge misses a hook, many players will insult Pudge for the rest of the game due to the fact that Pudge tried to hook someone in.
Usually, this is enough to infuriate the most calm of players. In fact, if Pudge misses a hook, many players will insult Pudge for the rest of the game due to the fact that Pudge tried to hook someone in.
by DDDD January 24, 2008
Get the hook to the face mug.Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.
Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five fingers to the face before I do it for you bitch.
by scottkaeding July 8, 2006
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