tit it up

Hot Females tend to tit up in School or at Work, knowingly or not.
"Titing it up" means to get an Advantage with good looks and/or naughty Behaviour (flashing Boobs or showing off other Flesh)

<angry Pupil> That Cunt did tit up her Exam from C+ to B!
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<Naughty Secretery> Aw, c'mon Mr Boss, Sir, I need that Payrise.... *badly flashes cleavage*
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<hot Girl> Why did the Teacher gave me a B instead?
<Friend> You did tit it up, Girl!

by 2o3 September 22, 2007

titted it up

when someone rings you when you're pissed, you don't want to answer, but you do by mistake

(phone rings) girl 1 : its jonny i'll press ingore, oh shit. Hello?
girl 2 : well you titted it up bigstyle, what are you playing at he'll want to come round now!'

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 08, 2006

Lit Up From The Tit Up

Reaching the peak point of an intoxicating experience.

"Of course I'm having a great time--I'm lit up from the tit up!

by TheOld77Podcast January 29, 2023

up-tit

striking ones tit with a gentle upward motion. Usually followed by the coined phrase: "up-tit"

don't up-tit me again, or else...

by Stoney Bologna May 07, 2009

Sauced up tits

Ginormous oiled up titties

“Hey Rob, you ever notice Sha’nique has some sauced up tits”

by Stord1ller May 29, 2022

fruit roll up tits

breasts that are unusually saggy, and resemble fruit roll us.

"hey man deanna's got some fruit roll up tits goin on!"

by kate mcnasty September 07, 2008

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022