eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one

"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

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by faeyrfvebyi April 18, 2019

fat fucking tits

Breasts of the large variety, normally that of a woman's. Can sometimes be that of a man's.

That guy's got fat fucking tits.

by It's better not to ask June 1, 2022

Holy fuck tits

Expression used when you are astonished by a said situation.

Person 1:Our cat is dead!
Person 2:HOLY FUCK TITS

by Brozojoe January 9, 2012

holy fuck tits

shoving your cock inbetween jesus's nipples while covered in holy water

holy fuck tits

by tittie turtle taco May 16, 2018

show your fucking tits

a phrase commonly shouted out of windows at sluts so they show their fucking tits, usually proceeded by shaking of beads

listen up! show your fucking tits!!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.

"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"

by Durpadurkader September 24, 2017

Dirty Tit Fuck

When you take a dump on a girl's chest, and titfuck her, using the poop as lubricant

Nolan: What did you guys do last night?

Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!

*Highfive

by Zombieeatsasian November 13, 2011