Barton Triathlon

A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.

The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.

by nakedchoker May 12, 2011

Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom

I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.

by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015

Triathlon

When you enter a pet store, stick a fish, a hamster, and a parakeet up your ass and see which one gets out first.

You know what? That hamster is giving me the stink eye. He’s gonna participate in the annual Triathlon

by Ko4 October 29, 2020

triath

Sex Machine, pumps girls like a blind man with butter.

by catherine bell July 29, 2003

Frat Boy Triathlon

Playing a game of beer bong, followed by a round of boxing, followed by a game of chess. That is called a set you must win 2/3 sets to win the Frat Boy Triathlon. (FBT)

Did you here mike passed out in the last chess game of the Frat Boy Triathlon?

by FBT Champion August 27, 2011

Tirthan

A sweet guy, with a really good sense of humour.

You are as sweet and funny as Tirthan

by Pkers April 9, 2021

Tirthan

This guy can be Leonard Hofstadter to your Sheldon Cooper and Marshall to your Lily. He is the guy. The perfect guy that every other person would be envious of.

Amanda: Do you see that guy? He is so tirthan.
Chloe: Yeah, I wish people in my life would be tirthan.

by Pkers April 9, 2021