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Triathlon
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When you enter a pet
store
, stick a fish, a
hamster
, and a parakeet up your ass and see which one gets out
first
.
You know what? That
hamster
is
giving
me the stink eye. He’s
gonna
participate in the annual Triathlon
Triathlon
by
Ko4
October 29, 2020