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Triathlon
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When you enter a pet
store
, stick a fish, a hamster, and a parakeet up your
ass
and see which
one
gets out first.
You
know
what? That hamster is
giving
me the stink eye. He’s
gonna
participate in the annual Triathlon
Triathlon
by
Ko4
October 29, 2020
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