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Triathlon
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When you enter a pet store, stick a
fish
, a
hamster
, and a
parakeet
up your ass and see which one gets out first.
You
know
what? That
hamster
is
giving
me the stink eye. He’s gonna participate in the annual Triathlon
Triathlon
by
Ko4
October 29, 2020
Get the
Triathlon
mug.