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Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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Tion

A word for box that is used when you forget station is a word and spell the PS console as Playstaytion instead.
"Yo, you get the playstaytion yet?"
"No, but I got my new X-tion!"
by DevilDeVille October 21, 2021
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(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap
Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion
by mickdre October 27, 2021
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E•MO•TION

That Carly Rae Jepsen album that got robbed of a 2015 AOTY nomination and quietly flopped even though it's better than most pop albums and it aged like red wine.
Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?

Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•MO•TION more since it sounds better.

Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?

Alfred: And nobody should give a shit.

Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?

Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!

Sara: Oooh, that's hot.

Alfred: Yuh?
by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021
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Orien-gay-tion

A homosexual person's specific sexual inclination and behavior; first used by Observation101
Homosexuals willing to participate in the annual gay pride parade while wearing ostentatious and festive clothing have quite a different orien-gay-tion than homosexuals who have a 'friend' named Dave.
by Observation101 January 4, 2012
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refeck-tion

when you reflect upon an arguement you had with someone and think 'feck, i should have said that!'

started by ruth and paddy on 2fm.
if i had a euro for every refeck-tion i had...
by riffraffriff August 8, 2011
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Tione

An amazing man that is everything that you could ever want and need in this thing called life. Tione will literally change your life in the best way possible. He is a great friend and also a strong lover. Tione is an out of this world sexual partner and will have you feeling like the woman you always imagined yourself to be. Simply put… Get you a Tione
Tione is so amazing. Get him now before someone else does
by Yerrskiiiii November 23, 2021
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