Reed Timmer

The biggest asshole that has ever graced Discovery Channel, who chases Tornado's in a big red shoe in an attempt to make it look like "science" and "helping people" when really we all know he just wants to dominate-dominate-dominate-dominate and perhaps get himself killed, or make it look good so others go out and get killed.

Tom: Hey, did you see Storm Chasers last night?

Mike: Yeah, Reed Timmer really dominated that tornado in the big red shoe.

by AmatuerMeteor November 28, 2010

Antonia Timmens

A recurring MadTV character played by Nicole Sullivan. She was defined by her noticable lisp and her catchphrases "okay," "yes," "it is possible" and "I don't know."

Her sketches generally revolved around a task she is assigned, and that she fails to complete due to her miscomprehension. Many of her sketches also feature Phil LaMarr as somebody troubled by her.

1. Did you see that Antonia Timmens skit? It was hilarious!

2. "Your name is Antonia Timmens?"
"Yes"
"And you want to work as a cashier?"
"...Okey."
"Do you have any experience as a cashier?"
"I don't know.."

by Asellus Primus October 23, 2009

timmed

getting the shit kicked out of you by a pair of Timberland boots; presumably in a ghetto context

That guy Keef got timmed when he was set up by some guys he was dealin' to.

by August December 18, 2005

Timmeh

A funny child on kreekcrafts second channel really named anthony.

That child looks like Timmeh

by SelloutDuck February 2, 2021

the timmer

A sexual form of Kama Sutra where one man has three women on top of him and they are each having much fun.

Wow, I just saw the timmer on the discovery channel!

by alex ruch February 10, 2005

timmer-temmer

timmer-temmer (adjective) : A behavior combining timorousness and temerity. (timorous-temerous), courage and desire combined with fear. Often seen in wild park animals used to human contact—approach and retreat. Other examples, monkeys approaching humans, small shy children wanting to take something from an adult or another child, even fish being fed by scuba divers.

The sparrows hopped timmer-temmer around our table, attentive of the stray or intentional crumb.

by Pen-Dragon August 14, 2009

Timmed up

To make a poorly written work schedule.

Jimmy: Who made this shift schedule? Billy: Hot damn it the schedule is timmed up again.

by Uberj November 19, 2018