Treesexual

To be sexualy attracted to trees

Tim: are you treesexual
Jim: yes i am sexually attracted to trees

by (⊙＿⊙) February 6, 2017

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theosexual

Somebody who is attracted to the idea of God, or to an equally god-loving person.

We met in church, and hit it off right away. We've been going out for at least a month, but I already knew he was the one, because we're both Theosexualls.

by MissingHyperlink August 26, 2017

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Trevsexual

A sexual attraction and desire for Trevor and Trevor solely. Any other individual who is not a Trevor has no sexual attraction to a Trev sexual.

FRIEND: "Sup dude, I'm about to bang some hot chicks, hopefully Amanda but who knows!"

TREVSEXUAL: "Haha, sure man but I won't be banging any chicks unless it's Trevor."

FRIEND: "Bro, what are you, a Trev sexual."

TREVSEXUAL: "Haha, yeah man."

by Yiffs November 21, 2015

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teasexual

Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.

Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"

by hooschick27 September 21, 2016

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