Tide pods

Food

Kid:I eat tide pods on a daily basis

Mom: i should of used that abortion coupon

Tide pods by Skeetskeet17 January 16, 2018

tide over

To delay a desire for something until a greater amount of the desired object can be acquired later.

Tide over: This sandwich will have to tide me over till dinner time.

tide over by Tom R. June 22, 2007

Tide Pod 

A FUCKING DETERGENT ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. It's not a food to eat and can seriously harm you. NAH LET'S FUCKING EAT

Guy 1: Hey wanna eat some tide po-
Guy 2: Don't even fucking think about it. That tide pod will kill you
Guy 1: But I'm a MILLENNIAL!

Tide Pod by Yushuvayev February 25, 2018

Tide Pooling 

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.

She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.

Tide Pooling by rickabone May 24, 2017

Tide pods

A snack that's fun for all ages and can be enjoyed by all
Sometimes referred to as the forbidden fruit and is locked up in some of your local stores

Jim: excuse me, I'm looking for the tide pods

Walmart employee: what are you using the for?

Jim: I'm washing my clothes with them what do you think I'm doing

Walmart employee: eating them.

Jim: I eat them too

Tide pods by Tide pod king #1 May 4, 2018

tide ad 

Anything that features clean clothes. If it’s clean, it’s got to be tide
(Literally almost anything ever)

WE ARE FUCKING LIVING IN A TIDE AD OPEN YOUR MINDS PEOPLE

tide ad by Whodat4life February 12, 2018

Tide pod 

Something you shouldn't eat.

The picture is of a person who ate a tide pod.

Tide pods: Do not eat

Tide pod by Inquisitive Walnut October 23, 2018