n. What one has when the tissue sticks to one's penis after using tissue on one's penis to clean ejaculate.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.
1) I'm not looking to get laid tonight, I have tissue dick and that shit hurts to remove.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.
by stacked3x August 11, 2009
Get the tissue dick mug.According to dictionary.com, "A soft, absorbent piece of paper used as toilet paper, a handkerchief, or a towel." IT is generally used to wipe one's nose when snot collects inside one's nostrils. Most tissues can be purchased at your local supermarket or pharmacy, or if you live in a small town at your local general store. Tissue paper can also be used for craftsmaking according to alibaba.com, and Kleenex is the most popular tissue company.Then again, does anyone honestly care what the definition of tissue is? Does anyone actually not know what a tissue is? Sheesh
by ijustlivehere January 22, 2006
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You are sitting in a mandatory staff meeting when the boss says something you highly disagree with. You wish you could shout out your opinion but know descretion is the better part of you-know-what. You turn to a co-worker and softly mutter...Tibs! (co-worker nods his/her head in agreement and now you feel better knowing your not alone)
by William C. Dysinger September 19, 2005
Get the Tibs mug.subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.
by Riceball8 January 22, 2007
Get the tissue sea-life mug.When a man ejaculates into a tissue and accidentally leaves the tissue to lay around. When it is found later, it is usually very stiff and not bendable.
by Dr. Winston O' Boogie March 6, 2008
Get the Stiff Tissue mug.Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl
Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.
by Napoleon I Emporer of the French August 13, 2006
Get the FECAL TISSUE mug.A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.
by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010
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