bible thumper

One who uses the Bible to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Bible and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Bible Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to a flaming eternity in Hell just because I watch Crank Yankers and South Park!

by RatchetBoo September 27, 2003

Thumper Dumper

The type of dump that makes your pants fit better and makes your legs quiver.

Last night when we got back from KFC I had a thumper dumper!

by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010

trumpetblowers

A catchy nickname for the profusion of whistleblowers who are sounding more like a trumpet now.

The Trumpster has certainly brought the patriot trumpetblowers, en masse, out of the woodwork!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

mudd trumpet

to blow air into someones butthole causeing them to fart or shit it back out

i gave him a mudd trumpet last night

by JoeBot11 February 4, 2008

Piss Trumpet

A deep blast of a fart sounded while at the urinal.

See urinal fart.

I just sounded the piss trumpet while taking a quick piss.

by e_let October 14, 2009

trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

butt trumpet

Severus Snape

Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

::makes farting sounds::

by litchick48 July 27, 2010