Thrift Wiff

The smell you smell as you enter a thrift store.

As I walked into the Goodwill I definitely got a thrift wiff.

Smell may come from: Old shoes, old clothes, used books, etc., all enclosed together in the same building.

by natal33to June 3, 2009

Poop throat

An old rich male, usaully driving a gold or black Caddilac or BMW. If you see one of these cars, You can say the car is poop throaty. Some people who are poop throats are Bernie Madoff, George Bush, James Cameron, and Bill Clinton.

Wow, that guy in the BMW is a total poop throat.

by Poopthroat #5 August 28, 2010

convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

throat freeze

Although the brain freeze is much more 'popular', real people (with actual souls) experience the cold burn of throat freezing when engulfing too much cold foods, too fast. The 'symptoms' are usually;
-a piercing coldness in your throat
-difficulty breathing
-laughs makes the pain worse.

While drinking cold classic cherry slurpees, the friends (Anti-Soul) and (Real-Soul) experienced a strange sensation.
(Anti-Soul); Ah! My brain!
(Real-Soul); Wtf.
(Anti-Soul); Oh, my head, it's so cold -- must be a brain freeze.
(Real-Soul); Shouldn't it hurt your throat... like... a throat freeze?
(Devil);-Rising from hell- THAT IS HIS PUNISHMENT, TRYING TO ESCAPE MY ETERNAL BURNING SUFFERING BY COOLING HIMSELF, I SHALL MAKE THE PAIN STRAIGHT TO HIS FEEBLE HUMAN MIND!
(Real-Soul); K.

by Anonymous Slurpee August 3, 2008

Throat tricks

When the head so crazy good it’s like she doing a mouth circus on the D!

Mer started doing those throat tricks on my dick last night and it felt like she was sucking my soul out through the D!

by Bigdickballer420 February 28, 2019

thrift threat

A thrift threat is a noticeably trendy/indie individual in a thrift store, whom you know will take all the good clothes before you.

Did you see the guy wearing that cool vintage jacket in the thrift store? total thrift threat.

by nihilisticcriminal March 16, 2023

throatwhore

One who can stimulate the male genitalia using only their oesophagus.

"I've heard she can take five cocks at once, the filthy little throatwhore."

by Skameequa September 13, 2003