throatarrhea

Gonorrhea of the throat. Usually acquired from a no-holds barred ATM free-for-all with some random sex addict that you just met on 4th Ave.

Doctor: "Gooch,you test positive for throatarrhea, did you have a penis in your throat at all?"
Gooch: "uhhh no"

Doctor: "are you sure?"

Gooch: "uhhh no"
Doctor: "no to which question?"
Gooch: "uhhhh"

by wolfmans brother September 25, 2018

throatfriend

A friends with benefits but they give you blowjobs all the time.

We can be friends with benefits, but only if you're my throatfriend.

by Zristkdycupydidydido January 13, 2021

ThroatFreeze

When you’re high and you chug something too cold and you feel like you can’t talk because your voice box frozen.

“*cough* Yo I got ThroatFreeze. *cough*”
Or
“Yo, you ever have ThroatFreeze?”

by Curvyprincessaxxx September 18, 2021

Throated

When you accidentally swallow something the wrong way and it slices your throat all the way down and you feel like you're dying.

"Dude I accidentally throated a chip yesterday. It hurt a lot."

by fetus--crusher87 December 27, 2021

Tea Throated

The act of inserting testosterone (commonly used in hormone replacement therapy) into one's juul and "vaping". The method is not medically recommended makes one look hella cool in front of one's dudebro friends.

"Man he's hardcore, he just tea throated and then smashed Sally."

by bonding ritual May 27, 2018

Ruby Throated Hummingbird

When a good woman is giving head and while the penis is halfway down her throat she starts humming and slapping her face with her hands

The Ruby Throated Hummingbird ... one of the rarest, most visually captivating hummingbirds out there. If you can catch one ... keep it

by Trixiec72 June 25, 2018

Full-throated

To endorse another person "full-throated" is to participate in the human-centipede of eating 100% of another person shit of lies and disinformation. The head shits lies and passes (excreted) along to the next. i.e.

Elon Musk and X, like a human-centipede, endorse Trump full-throated, consuming and passing along his lies and bullshit misinformation.

by grandmaster of good times August 12, 2024