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Casual Threesome

A casual threesome is when two people have sex on top of or in such a way that one of the people having sex touch a third person sleeping or passed out.
Wow, I had my first casual threesome last night. I woke up with three feet in my face and a view that only german amatour porn could beat.
by ze_ynz July 18, 2010
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The Devils Threesome

Starting from bottom, guy sitting on a couch, guy number 2 on top of guy 1 sitting reverse cowboy, with girl 1 on top of guy number 2 sitting reverse cowgirl
"The Devils Threesome" When your girl texts from girls night out and asks, can I bring Jo home. Hell yea baby, ill see you soon. Never once thinking it would be crazy Jo the bartender with a horse cocktail that she's scared will hurt. I haven't sat right since
by Daledoe12in December 30, 2022
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Devil's threesome

A threesome involving 2 guys and a girl who are very comfortable and confident in their sexualities.
"hey babe, ever had a devil's threesome?"

"I wish, these guys are too homophobic to even breathe"
by Geeezus May 7, 2018
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there's something stuck to my shoe

I'm being followed

Wincheter secret code
Hey mum there's something stuck to my shoe could you pick me up?
by Bananapancke January 4, 2017
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Republican threesome

A threesome that doesn't involve nudity or penetration.
We invited her back to my place for a Republican threesome, I kissed her while he fondled & caressed her over her clothes.
by the wicked chica November 18, 2009
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threesome

When two guys and a girl (typically), or two girls and a guy have sex all three of them together.
Marc and his girlfriend Nina were playing chess at Marc's place. Nina was staring at his deep blue eyes and was getting kinda horny. She leaned over and started kissing him passionately. Marc groped her boobs and started taking off her shirt after a few minutes of that. She ripped his shirt off and undid his pants. She kissed his neck, stomach, and then got down to his dick and gave him a glorious blowjob. He returned the favor by fingering her and then eating her out. All they wanted left was his cock in her cunt. He banged her until they both orgasmed, at which point his always horny roommate heard them and came over. He got into her asshole and banged her from that side. Nina was overwhealmed and had the greatest orgasm she'd ever experienced. After about half an hour of that they switched so Jonas got her pussy. They got bored of that and ate her out again. After a while Nina felt the need to repay them, so she blowed Jonas while giving Marc a hand job. Then she turned all her attention to Marc have him a blow job while Jonas ate her our her good. Marc needed something to do so he decided to fuck Jonas anally. Then they switched so Jonas fucked Nina, Nina blew Marc and Marc groped Nina. They continued switching positions of this threesome until the sun rose.
by cuddlebear May 28, 2014
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Hallway Threesome

When a girl is holding hands with her bestfriend and her boyfriend at the same time, while walking down the hallway.
H: "Dude, I was walking behind Jack and Jill holding hands in the hallway, and then Jill randomly grabbed Becky's hand."

J: "Wow, what a hallway threesome."
by Soup_Kitchen_Nun March 1, 2011
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