He is the funniest dude i no he's always making funny things like "guess what? Chicken Butt!" and the face cover punch
by john mac - da mack dawg October 6, 2004
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I used to have a crush on Selena Gomez until I found out she's 17. Now I like Tiffany Thornton. She's 23 and hotter and blond. I have a thing for blondes.
by bigjohnson87 September 7, 2009
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fan 1: so you saw Woe, Is Me last night?
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!
by austinwim August 7, 2011
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Man, I saw Billy Bob Thornton on that interview last night, and once again, he proceeded to Billy Bob Thornton all over the stage with lots of Billy Bob Thornton answers. What a douche
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by Shiggity & Trionna April 22, 2009
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